Megan 

A dumb female who tries to overuse her small amount of power. Hated often by all of her colleges and coworkers and has probably committed some sort of terrible crime. Creepy looking and usually very socially awkward. Always has some sort of a weird tick. Very stupid and oblivious.

Look at that Megan she is such an idiot!

Megan by Mega hater April 29, 2014

Megan 

A girl with a Tosh kind of humor, takes its place as blatant and random making it impossible to not enjoy her company. Loves animals, sharks for the most part. Also enjoys the color orange, Disney movies, Chelsea Lately, using the word "wretched", the no superpower superhero Batman, Nicklebacky music varied with rap and bob Marley kind of s#$&, and her car. This Megan is typically known as beautiful, smart, up beat, adventurous, sexy, hott (with two Ts), moving, hard to say no to, truly amazing would be an understatement, forgiving when deserving, strong bonds with others (little siblings for the most part), and works for what she has. Dark brown curly hair, blue eyes, slim, 5'9ish, small feet, and bright smiles lighting up gloomy areas to the extent of never getting old. Perfection wrapped in one name.

"My girl is a Megan!"

Megan by Scuba Steve23 May 12, 2013

megan 

sexy hot pretty cute beautiful girl who is amazing at sex and any guy would want to be with she is the perfect best friend/girlfriend. shes very sexy and SUPER kinky in bed.she is soooo fucking hot and has the most amazing ass in the world!
She is super fun to be around and makes everyone laugh. Shes super funny and everybody wants to be her friend.
her eyes are amazing and anyone could fall into a deep trance looking into them everybody wants her amazing eyes. shes a party animal and is the center of attention most of the time! she is one sexy bitch that you will never regret meeting

BOY1- damn did you see megan???????
BOY2-holy fuck yes she is so hot and has the nicest ass

BOY3- whoa i would tap that
BOY4- apperently shes amazing at sex and giving bjs and hjs!

megan by guysalwaystellthetruth September 28, 2011

meganium

extremly large, king size penis.

"whoa! hakko you didnt tell me you weilded a meganium!?" - suckyfucker Mclickerson

meganium by Hakko November 21, 2004

Shade Tree Mechanic 

Anyone, while trying to fix an automobile, actually does more damage instead of fixing the problem

Doug is a Shade Tree Mechanic because he done broke his car again

Shade Tree Mechanic by Brian O'Connor July 24, 2006

Megan 

She is a totally adorable girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She has lots of friends that love her very very very much. She is a genius when it comes to art and movies/books. She is really easy to get along with, and should not be disturbed when tired. :)

Friend: (at 12:00 AM) MEGAN! What's up, girrlll???
Megan: RAWRR LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Megan by roxannahsherollins June 15, 2011

megan crotcherella 

quite strange girl who has little friends and smells like dirty rotten vagina. the only boyfriend she will ever have is the one she has on myspace. she also is growing a penis

KJ! "eww whats that smell, it must be that gross megan crotcherella girl"

MC! " hay, stop talking about me, thats not very nice....hay did i tell you that im groing a penis?"

megan crotcherella by kjkjkj July 16, 2008