The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.

Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones

by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009

Marcus Jones

Marcus Jones AKA: MajorCensus.

MajorCensus is a legendary online gamer who is an inspirational leader to his soldiers and the PS3 gaming community.

"Maj is a word warrior who also knows his stuff about online shooters".

Marcus is a good friend of mine.

Is'nt Maj MIA?

Is'nt that "majorcensus" the leader of SB?

Hey Census, why dey all call'n you "Marcus Jones" ?

Hey Maj, aint your name an anagram of your real name?

Marcus Jones is the Real PSN: MajorCensus!

by MACHINMA BRO May 7, 2011

Jackie Faith Jones

The most amazing, sweet girl that has a heart of gold and a soul of beauty. Shes nice and great in bed and she also loves taking guys all the way around the world. She makes guys fall for her completely and totally and she makes them perfectly happy. If there was a perfect person it would be hers.

Jackie Faith Jones, Jacquelynn Faith Jones

by Truthful STV May 9, 2011

What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

Julius Jones

The Name Given to a man that will succeed in everything he does. He will be tall, tell good jokes and make a good lover in the bed. This person will tend to have the option of lieing and hiding the truth often, but will in time realize that he does not need to. Good in sports, art, navigating, and flirting he will paint a picture of himself to the world. If you come into contact with one be prepared for a wild adventure, with or without clothes.

Julius Jones Of the Dallas Cowboys 2008

by HANH REVELO December 21, 2010

Ailaigh Jones

cheese, salad fingers potatoes

yes theses are all words use to describe your typical ailaigh Jones

she is insane but we all love her

I LOVE YOU MISS SALAD FINGERS

RAWR

she deserves a spot in here

my twin =O

ailaigh jones

im here to enquire about your rusty spoons

i want to make love to you in the earlobe

is pregnant on jedwards babies

by cheese <3 August 16, 2010

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011