deshawn johnson

a long dick male in love with sydney

i need a deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017

Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally

Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.

by solarityiscool June 11, 2024

10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson

"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"

by Jennerrr April 25, 2022

Sandy Johnson

The thing that happens after sex on the beach.

That was fun, but now look at my Sandy Johnson.

by Cass182 October 24, 2017

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)

Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli”
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”

by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019