Joekering

The act of hitting something or someone with your breast. Preferable breaking it.

Wow the was she's joekering that watermelon with her boob is really amazing

by Ro0ske January 6, 2017

jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

jocke

cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.

My dream was to be a jocke...

by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017

jocke

When you are sjukt dräggig.

Oj, here we have en jocke.

by Aroronon September 6, 2017

jocke

A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.

Jocke buys hallon cream.

by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018

Joker2Face

A cancerous so called Greek Rapper that his songs are so bad you get ear cancer

Person 1:You Like Joker2Face
Person 2:Yeah he is like so cool
Person 1:KYS XD

by LmaoXDERINO April 16, 2018

Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.

"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"

by bbkya April 17, 2018