jacob welch

The biggest male whore alive, he cheats, lies, and fucks any female fuckable...Dead Fuck!

Jacob Welch fucks women and dumps them like a bad habit, and runs back home to his wife.

by PerfectNot March 17, 2017

Jacob

jacob sucks at everything, especially games of any kind, he also watches a lot of incest porn.. weird

man, jacob needs to chill out with the incest porn.. what a freak

by Lunestar September 24, 2017

Jacob

A GUY WHO HAS NO FUCKING LIFE! unlike all the other definitions, this is the only accurate one.

Person: That faggot is ugly af amirite?
Person 2: his name must be Jacob.

by Notajacob so fuck off May 3, 2018

jacob

goes for younger woman. He is usually a pervert and gets people in trouble. He ask girls for bad stuff and is gross

Usually jacob is a pussy ass bitch.

by vansofthewall February 9, 2018

Jacob

A MOTHERFUCKING FAKE ASS PERSON. If you are named Jacob I am so dearly sorry for you, storytime I think yes. There was this one dick named Jacob who treated me like crap but covered his tracks up pretty damn well. I know what you’re thinking “damn this hoe is being that extra putting his name on Urban Dictionary” well yes I am that motherfucking extra and petty so fuck off. Anyway he was nice in the beginning but his true fucking colors showed after a good 2 months of “talking”. HE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVERY HAPPENED TO ME AND HE CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH AND SUCK A DICK :)

JACOB IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE :)) end of conversation.

by chuckhoesintosun June 26, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is one of the most known teenager as of 2018. Sartorius just released a new ep ‘Better With You’ and it is absolutely amazing. He has so much talent and has the best fandom called the Sartorians.

Person 1: Who is this? This is a good song.

Person 2: That’s Jacob Sartorius. He used to be the cringe musically kid.

Person 1: Wow! He has so much talent

by delightful.jacobs November 25, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

Ex and possibly actual boyfriend of Millie Bobby Brown who just wants clout and fame,he sings quite nice songs but his sweatshirt video is weird,I tried to like him sometimes but he probably cheated on Millie Bobby Brown ,kissed a fan while dating our beautiful girl millie so for all the jillie shippers: STOP BC HES ANNOYING AND HIM AND ASHTON (Kenzie Ziegler ‘s bf) WOULD BE A NICE DUO SINCE THEY’RE LIKE THE SAME

Jacob Sartorius is a dickhead who cheats on his girlfriend

by Beautiful fillie gorl January 2, 2019