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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.
Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.
by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020
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the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him
omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance
by smfh August 24, 2023
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people like him, for some reason.
golly gee, I sure do like that Jason.
by sadboi669 February 28, 2022
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Don't be a jason
by Doodlebopabdebop January 23, 2022
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A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.
That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism
by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025
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