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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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bomb-shop man

you are a bomb-shop man
by urban dictionary' October 3, 2017
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Jerry's bait shop

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
You know the place.
by plateenjoyer23 November 17, 2024
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shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.
Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.
by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013
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shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
by QuacksO January 3, 2020
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Shop Car

A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.
My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.
by Levi killa November 23, 2022
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Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology
Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?
by Barry1987 November 29, 2024
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