I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
Get the Early morning risermug. by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014
Get the Morning Pushupsmug. Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the morning woodmug. morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
Get the morning torquemug. some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025
Get the I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your gravemug. A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018
Get the Good morning, and God blessmug. by Goyangi August 9, 2025
Get the Morning thundermug.