Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal

Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.

by Melvin S March 23, 2019

epic pants

they look epic

hey dude look at those epic pants

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 18, 2021

Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017

Sock and Pant

Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.

by Ladmanz April 21, 2011

scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015

McFlashy Pants

Someone who has too much underwear or butt crack showing. It can either be on purpose or on accident.

When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.

by Miss Tappz March 9, 2010