deep sea trench

When you trench the 99 so much that you reach the proverbial deep sea

Damn Boyle , you trenched that 99. Did you the see the deep sea?
- "Yea, I deep sea trenched that hoe."

by QuicketyQuecked April 25, 2017

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 18, 2015

deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.

Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.

by Hines420 May 26, 2016

Balls deep or not at all

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life

"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

by Chris Shields Online April 15, 2020

Balls deep in a pig

The feeling of arousal that comes from consuming an alarmingly amount of pork products.

Quinn is balls deep in a pig after celebrating the end of Ramadan by binging on Canadian bacon.

by Carl Figgins May 14, 2019

Dirty Deep Dish

whenever a woman (or man) presses the lower stomach fat together in order to create a verticle crease in the skin; the male partner then pours a lubicrant on the skin and then rubs his penis inbetween the crease. Very similar to a boob job.

"So how was your night with Jane?"

"Oh it was awesome! She was a little chubby so I could give her a dirty deep dish."

by Boscxx March 2, 2017

Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.

guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could

by comediccough December 1, 2020