A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.
Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021

by HammaTime69 July 19, 2025

Hammer Red Front is Roblox group full of far right extremist and satanists that need to be stopped cuz they real bad
by Xxjames September 24, 2025

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 22, 2025

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
