Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.

"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."

by vintagegamingsystems August 02, 2016

God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 29, 2019

Hammer Girl

When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”

Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.

Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing

Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing

by JustARandomUserBro September 05, 2023

flynn hammered

Getting fucking raped to death by military firing squad.

Person 1: Did you hear about Anne Frank?
Person 2: Yeh, she got totally flynn hammered!!!

by TipsWasTaken September 15, 2017

Duppy hammer

Duppy hammer is used to describe a person that looks dead or in other words ugly. The "duppy" part describes how the the person especially a female look, the "hammer" describes the tool that the devil uses to do his work. Hammer is also reference to MC Hammer.

Look at that duppy hammer

by ultimatom April 11, 2018