Greg

Someone who turns every conversation into a question of whether they're racist/sexist.

Ex. "Why don't you want to go to that street for some food?"
"You guys are seriously calling me racist just because I don't want to go to that street?"

"Don't be such a Greg".

by Bookjackets July 1, 2017

Gregg's life

a sad and pathetic attempt at a normal life

+questioning why edgy is a thing

''wow, Gregg's life is horrible''

by wannasmokesomeweed July 10, 2017

Greek Head

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.

"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"

by nktrotty July 12, 2017

Greek night

One designated night per week where couples engage in anal sex.

I'm always sore on Thursday mornings because Wednesdays are me and my husband's Greek night

by Mitchigan August 25, 2017

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

gregfest

When three or more females begin to masterbate a Greg and/or Jess Martin

I had the biggest gregfest after woodies last night

by Laura69palmer April 18, 2018

Gregging

Pegging a guy named Greg

Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"

by Cabana man April 18, 2018