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Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."
by gewsing August 1, 2017
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Goosing

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money
*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022
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Siwy goose

Some one you is so silly that they deserve to be called a siwy goose. If you are ever called a siwy goose you should be honored. It is a big title so be grateful
Bestie: omg you are such a siwy goose.
You: thanks! You big ol' donut
by VICTOROHYEAAAH October 20, 2021
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Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.
by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020
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Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.
Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.
by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024
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Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them
person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird
by goosey woosey February 5, 2022
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Goosed

Goosed is a word for being high or saying you were high.
bro i got fucking goosed last night.

bro I’m so goosed
by Shawn Silverman May 17, 2018
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