A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
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Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
by There's Nothing To See Here. June 9, 2017
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Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
by poorprogamming July 8, 2017
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ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017
Get the colorado coffee mug.Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018
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by Momma D6 February 20, 2018
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