flatmate

1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.

1.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
2.
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.

by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006

flatty

Contraction of flatmate used colloquially in New Zealand - Wellington in particular...

X: So are you meeting me at the pub?
Y: Yeah and my flatty will be there a bit later after she finishes work...

by Blondini October 29, 2006

flattened

The term to describe a password that does not include capitals or spaces.

Bob: "Yo- what's your WiFi password Frank?"
Frank: "It's '197babyfaces', flattened."

by fcpwiz June 5, 2016

Flatty Patty

A man named Quackity or Big Q. (also a minecraft yter and full-time raider, go check him out! :)

Person 1: Quackity is such a Flatty Patty, have you seen his ass??
Person 2: I know, right??!

by lolli :] April 7, 2021

flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

by Machete April 11, 2005

flatboarding

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

by tai cheese August 9, 2008

Flatucense

A product placed in one’s ass to make their farts smell like baked goods. These are chemically engineered suppositories designed to achieve critical mass upon exposure to methane and catalyze to emit odors that intermingle with ones flatulence. Initial popular brands of this incense for the ass were buttered popcorn, chocolate chip cookie dough, and apple pie. It is rumored that Old Spice, Irish Spring, and black licorice Flatucense are in the works.

Gringo: Wow, your mom must be baking 30 dozen cookies.

I.P.Dailey: No, man. I had broccoli, crab cakes, and brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been dropping enough ass to run a bio-gas powered 18-wheeler. Fortunately, I put in a Flatucense and you get to smell my ass-baked chocolate chip cookies instead.

by ipdaily February 26, 2011