hump it and dump it

Coitus and bail, love and leave, one night stand, hook up at a party then immidiatly leave

I met him or her at a party last week. Did you hump it and dump it? Oh yes, I hit it and quit it.

by Osagereef September 20, 2013

Dumping Scare

When you are at severe risk of being DUMPED by someone but then it turns out to all be JKS

Jona : WOW he found out i cheated on him !
Abs: Really what happened?
Jona: basically... DUMPING SCARE!

by Jamhole.com May 07, 2010

Hump and Dump

Typically in a gay relationship when one participant penetrates the other ones asshole until it has stretched out far enough.
Then he proceeds to shit in the other persons asshole until it's full.

Adam: I'm totally going to hump and dump Jake today.
Faith: Is it Ok if I watch?

by Crabs are people January 12, 2018

slump dump

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

by colt405 April 05, 2015

poo dump

absolutely rubbish terrible at something. hopless because he is so rubish

"oh my god chaos pwnage is poo dump with his sniper"

by jordan1592 September 19, 2008

Clump Dump

A really really huge dump.

Man, i was walking home and had to poop, by the time i got to a bathroom it had become a clump dump, so clumpy...

by chengshan July 03, 2010

Dump Job

When a girl (or guy) is taking a massive dump while giving a blow job.

Man, the other day I came home and walked in on Chances' girlfriend giving Alex a major dump job.

by M Wall September 15, 2008