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yummy dick

The most delicious succulent dick. A beautiful mushroom head for a pucker sound and a long shaft and nice buoyant balls that bounce and are ready for my mouth. If a girl says you have a yummy dick it is a high compliment.
Melissa loves yummy dicks. <3
"His dick was no average dick, it was my favorite delicious dick and it tasted like yummy dick."
"Can I have some more yummy dick please?"
"When I looked at it, it made my mouth water because yummy dicks have a way of doing that to me."
by Vida Armonia February 26, 2018
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Dick-struck

Like struck with a lightening bolt. The second that you have sex with a guy, you are instantly addicted to sex with that guy. You can't stop thinking about having sex with him.

Struck with an intensity of sex.

Struck so hard, that you get frustrated if you don't have sex with him in a while.

You can't keep your mind of sex with him. And without that sex with him, you'll die.
Today I had mind-blowing sex with this guy and I think I'm dick-struck.
by Siren BS October 17, 2011
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dick doodler

1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.

2. A fuck stick.
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Dick Vermeil

You're just so incredibly happy that you're banging such a hot chick that you just can't stop crying while screwing.
"Dude, even that slut Paris Hilton got up and left in the middle of sex 'cause I was giving her the Dick Vermeil. She called me a sucky little bitch."
by The Poz March 28, 2009
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firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.
Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.
by NVprophecy January 13, 2017
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Mack Dicking

The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.
David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"

Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
by steveymac December 13, 2016
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Chicken Dick

In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.
Jeff- Hey bruv, wanna play Chicken Dick?
Sam- Nah ded, I'm gay.
by Jaden Chavez February 23, 2018
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