Crown Vic

Seven in the front one in the trunk. A distant relative of the minivan.

Shit man; I pulled a crown vic on her last night.

by newtonmr4 January 20, 2013

virgin crown

When you fuck three different virgins in a year's time. After you fuck a virgin, the clock starts, and you have exactly one year back until that day to fuck two other virgins.

Bro 1: "Dude I just fucked three virgins"
Bro 2: "Was it in a year?"
Bro 1: "Hell Fucking Yeah"
Bro 3: "I bestow upon you the Virgin Crown"

by TheCollegeBroLife( . Y . ) June 13, 2011

Crowder’s Law

The worse the content is, the more of an audience it attracts.

(Coined by Lukav)

Man #1: Jesus Christ, how did this Ben Shapiro video get over a million views in 24 hours? It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched!
Man #2: Dude that’s just Crowder’s Law.

by Benjamin Pepino Lime February 25, 2021

crowd pleaser

An unmanageable, unsightly and unflushable human faeces - usually
found lining the bottom of a public toilet.

"SHIT! somebodies left a right fucking crowdpleaser in that bog!"

by Skip Donahue July 23, 2004

Crowe

Name given to people that fall into the following catagories:

People that wear cut off shirts, cargo pants wherin aformentioned
Cut off shirt is tucked and also but not limited to PT issued "Cripplers.

Anyone who would not only shoot a small animal but also dismember
It with their teeth alone.

Anyone who honestly think their tractors sexy.

See also redneck, yokle, slackjawed, hick, hillbilly, white trash, shitpump

"Hey boys did you see that guy, he was wearin' the cripplers!
That guys a fuckin' crowe!

by Powder463 March 22, 2009

CROWFACE

A "CROWFACE" IS A PERSON WHO IS NON ATTRACTIVE OR ANNOYING!!

GUY: HOW YOU DOING MS. LADY?

GIRL: IM OKAY.BUT I HAVE TO GO....SORRY!

GUY: OH! SO YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE LIKE THAT HUH? WELL FORGET YOU THEN!!!

GIRL:WHATEVER CROWFACE!!

by G~FEELz myspace.com/allhaters April 9, 2009

crowbro

A DUDE THAT PICKS UP NEWLY WIDOWED WOMEN AT THEIR HUSBANDS FUNERALS.

wow that dude is a crowbro.

by ;lakdjf;ldakjf; July 26, 2014