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Covid-🇻🇪

When the Facebook page of Venezuelan President-turned-Dictator Nicolás Maduro was frozen after he repeatedly promoted misinformation about the coronavirus, such as claiming with zero evidence that a herbal remedy could cure Covid-19.
Like US ex-President Donald Trump and Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro who both promoted fake remedies, Venezuelan’s Prescriptor-in-Chief is advising his people how to fight Covid-🇻🇪 inexpensively with herbs rather than depending on dear risky vaccines produced by unfriendly Western nations.
by Covido May 6, 2021
mugGet the Covid-🇻🇪mug.

On the Covid

On the Covid AKA on the Crown like... on the cuff but cooler and 2020.

On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot

then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.

You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!
by Jefe141 April 9, 2020
mugGet the On the Covidmug.

Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
mugGet the Covid-contourmug.

covid-19

one of the things god created for the netherworld, or hell. but it got mailed to earth and nearly wiped out humans, with quite a bit of their own faults.
Kate: God, I can't stay inside anymore, this pandemic is killing me.
Kathy: That is Covid-19.....
by umbrellafrog February 7, 2022
mugGet the covid-19mug.

Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.
When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
mugGet the Covid Hokey Pokeymug.

Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.
Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.
by Covido November 14, 2020
mugGet the Covid-🗽mug.

Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.
Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.
by Randi Newton October 11, 2020
mugGet the Presidential Covidmug.

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