cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

Cock Drop

The act of violently slamming your cock onto a table. Usually a sign of anger and an attempt to show his male dominance. Not to be confused with a cock slap which is the act of slapping ones face with your cock.

Johnny hit a loud cock drop the other day. I thought he was about to beat the shit out of me.

by C0ckMuncher69 July 8, 2020

Cock-Necklace

An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.

It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.

Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!

Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.

by Edward of All Men December 11, 2020

Cock Suckler

Not cock sucking but the suckling of a cock. Instead of a nipple a female gently suckles on a cock slowly suckling the semen out of the erect cock.

I took this broad out and she started suckling on my cock until I was empty. Ahe was the best cock suckler I ever had.

by Ernnnn January 30, 2021

Cockable

When one has reached full cockness, it is almost liking reaching nirvana, but better.

Thanks for the food, your cockable man!

by sturvc March 15, 2021

cock suck

Chicken suck. Take it or leave it.

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021