A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.
A small, dome shaped candy most commonly characterized
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "
And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.