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Russian Candy Cane 

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
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man candy 

The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.
Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!
man candy by Sugarmomma November 8, 2006

wall candy 

"You ate lead paint as a child didn't you?"
"What, wall candy?"
wall candy by Cheezu$ June 21, 2003
Phrase meaning:
1) Heterosexual males that commonly attract homosexual males unintentionally.

2)A Heterosexual man that purposely attracts and decieves homosexual men with no intentions on following through with homosexual relationships/acts.

3) A pussy.
1) "Poor Andy, gay guys flock to him. He's such a fag candy."

2) "That guy is such a fag candy; he flirts with all the boys."

3) Use as a substitute for "pussy", "loser", "queer bait", etc.
Fag candy by Ruth and Meg March 31, 2008

cum drop candy 

A small, dome shaped candy most commonly characterized
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "

And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.

Iraqi Candy Shop 

To place a small candy such as m&m's or nerds between the foreskin and glans penis prior to receiving oral sex.
It was valentines day so i thought i would surprise her with chocolates from the Iraqi Candy Shop!
Iraqi Candy Shop by Richi J October 13, 2008