Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018

I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 17, 2019

chimney cake

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).

"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"

by Z_zoran_Z October 2, 2019

Having cake

When someone lives with someone and a girl is still giving up that booty

When Mandy lives with someone and Dee is still giving up that booty Mandy is having cake

by 2 bad ass bitches September 4, 2017

Triple cake

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

by Tdawg_miller April 7, 2017

Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017