Turtan's Law

Unchanging nature of an entity regardless of applied outside forces.

According to Turtan's Law, even if she's a good girl, she will probably cheat on me.

by Goventa February 21, 2019

Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023

Frog's Law

A corollary of Bidoof's Law that states: you can always count on a TERF who engages in online trolling to be a minor.

There is a certain catharsis in knowing that some of the internets most hateful trolls are just dumb kids. Just the other day I saw a thread of TERF memes on twitter. Low and behold, the user was a minor. Frog's Law strikes again.

by Gay Frög October 23, 2020

LAW BREAKER

Maclonnbeveli law breakers law brokers in black. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created law breakers.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 10, 2021

Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)

"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."

by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012

Mort's Law

Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.

Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...

by GRNLDSHRK69X March 14, 2021

Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free

I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket

by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023