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Happy Buns

Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.

One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.

Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.

Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.

There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.

Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.

Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.

Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
by Luke the Dystroyer August 14, 2021
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Punch Bun

(n) A variation of the childhood game where kids traveling through the country would encounter a Volkswagen Beetle and the first kid to see a punch bug (VW) yells "PUNCH BUG" and punches someone in the arm. Yet, this is when someone witnesses a man wearing a Man Bun in public, whether it be at a coffee house, bar, gender-neutral bathroom, or in the general public, the person punches the other person on the arm and yells "PUNCH BUN".
(Nick sees a guy with a man bun and punches Bill in the arm)

Bill: Agghh! What the fuck, Nick?

Nick: (pointing to the guy with the man bun) Punch Bun, motherfucker!

Bill: Ah, game on. Do you want to get an espresso?

(The guy with the man bun walks by Nick & Bill and sighs)
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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Bun Bun

When you see a bunny " look a bun bun!!!"
by Cjm1 June 7, 2022
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Buns

A type of bread you can eat. The thicker the better. Often belonging to describe a female.
by *jumpsoffcliff* April 4, 2022
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Bald Bun

When a woman says she is a man, says she is a feminist, and shaves her head.
Did you see that lady? She had a bald bun. Ewww
by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018
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bun-alievable

You are so bun-alievable!!!
by labie September 12, 2007
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Bun

I mostly feed my buns hay and lettuce.
by Cute Squirm Worm October 26, 2024
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