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Jackov Buddy

When you are very horny and another person is very horny and you are talking online or on the phone and basically jacking off together!
i love jacking off with my jackov buddy
by L on a stick April 9, 2006
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Mud Buddy

The act of Oral to Genital sex is preformed during deification, from one female to another.
"Hey girl, i got so freaking muddy last night when i gave my girlfriend a mud buddy!"
by Stacy The Mudder March 9, 2009
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Thunder buddy

When your friend unknowingly traps you against a wall or hard surface while pressing their ass against your ass and farting. The essence of the succulent smell transfers to the cloths of the thunder buddy
Kevin trapped Jeff and made me him his thunder buddy!
by THE LOVE CHICKEN July 4, 2014
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Bed Buddy

That friend you love so much you could spend the rrest of your life sharing life and your bed, just none of that relationship bullshit.
by chutup October 24, 2014
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Life Buddy

Two people who care about each other and decide to hook-up and be monogamous without the actual emotional investment that one may put in a official relationship (more than just friends with benefits).
my best friend and I decided to be life biddies(plural of life buddy)
by cloud9baby June 8, 2016
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corn buddy

A good-natured put down of two, close male friends who are heterosexual but secretly enjoy sodomy by using corn cobs on each other.
You and your corn buddy have a good time last night? I'll bet.

closetedtaboosodomypegging
by Mon Petit Chien May 11, 2017
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fuck buddy zoned

Fuck buddy zoned is THE equivalent for males as friend zoning is from girls. Many women HATE being fuck buddy zoned it is often as insulting to girls as friend zoning is to guys.

Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.

Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.

To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
*Day after you have sex for the first time.*
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you

Next day

Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!

Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
by Cristalle5 December 8, 2018
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