Piss Boner

When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.

Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."

by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014

Brain boner

The feeling you get when you are having a lively discussion or listening to an engaging lecture and everything makes sense and it gives you a bunch of new ideas about the topic at hand. The intellectual equivalent of an erection.

DeSean: oh man, that lecture given by Dr. Kobilka about G protein-coupled receptor dynamics gave me a massive brain boner.

Derrick: uhh...right, yeah, totally dude. *pssst* Jimmy, I think we need to re-evaluate our friendship with DeSean...

Jimmy: agreed.

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

study-boner

To love, or to have an unusual fondness, for study or school work. To spend all waking hours pouring over books, and study aids.

"Hey man, where is your boy Reilly these days?"

"Bro, the kid at the library 24/7."

"Sounds like he has a serious study-boner"

"Seriously!"

by kbyeah June 1, 2009

Loner Boner

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 January 10, 2012

travel boner

a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.

this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.

by power fm June 5, 2010

electric boner

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 20, 2003