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Baltimore Boat

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
by AQ22 March 29, 2024
mugGet the Baltimore Boatmug.

Boat-Barn

When you move back to your hometown for the pandemic and bang the husband of your high-school bully.
I boat-barn.
by BPF_1980 April 4, 2021
mugGet the Boat-Barnmug.

blubber boated

When your so drunk you motor boat the belly button.
If it's ok with you, it's ok with me. The first time Andrew blubber boatedthe girl.
by NipClipper0717 June 12, 2018
mugGet the blubber boatedmug.

Floatable Boat

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*
mugGet the Floatable Boatmug.

Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short
Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
by boatedRus November 28, 2024
mugGet the Fen Boates Bishopmug.

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast
I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner
by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024
mugGet the Paddle Boat Mentalitymug.

ally boat owner

A person that owns or pretends to own a boat constructed of aluminium. They are usually gay or gayangsters.
"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"

"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
by GRP owner September 16, 2012
mugGet the ally boat ownermug.

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