Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

Ice Boat by Arsk92 September 9, 2022

chicken boat

A duck.

Hey look! There is a chicken boat in the pond.

chicken boat by Aquatic Studies September 17, 2022

Steam Boat Billy 

The exact moment when a player pays attention and blows your mind with excitement that causes you to explode

You did it! The Steam Boat Billy we wanted from you daddy

Steam Boat Billy by MikoChe3ks September 18, 2022

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

Tug boat by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022

Floatable Boat 

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

Floatable Boat by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023

The boat 

Commonly a casino located in midwestern cities. Initially upon legalization, casinos were limited to riverboats. However, developers began building casinos right next to a riverfront, skirting any laws prohibiting them from doing business outside of a riverboat. The term boat just stuck with all the patrons and now its used fairly common.

1: "I'm so fucking pissed!"
2: "Why, what happened?"
1: "I ended up goin' to the boat last night and lost a grand!"
2: "You dipshit!"

The boat by tcrmpie4200 May 3, 2023

missouri boat ride 

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

missouri boat ride by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023