Man Period

A man who going through a phase where he is easily emotional, irritated, horny, tired, or any mental side effects of a women’s period.

why is chris being so emotional and annoying today, he must me on his Man period.

by anonymous April 26, 2021

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

Bonsai man

A threatening entity that exists in the darkest crevices of your mind. He’s behind you at all times. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Pictionary

Don’t let the Bonsai man consume your soul!

by WeatherSnake May 13, 2021

man-spading

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.

"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."

by lowrey7 March 22, 2014

Ohio Man

It’s a type of loser who thinks he is the president of the world but he is just an idiot who can’t get a life and should totally just die

John:Look! An Ohio man!
Amy:what’s an Ohio man?
John:an idiot like ur boyfriend

by Reshakae February 7, 2023

Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010