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lani toni

loves ali soooooooo much
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Tony McCarroll

The original drummer for the popular Manchester band Oasis. He was kicked out in 1995, because Liam thought his drumming was a pile of horseshit, Noel didn't really like him all that much, and a fight..He's the background character of the band. Similar to Ringo Starr, Although John Lennon surprisingly never axed him from the Beatles for shit drumming.
"Tony McCarroll.. who's that again?"
by noelgayllagher November 20, 2019
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Toni

Toni is a sweet but quiet person, she often helps when people need it and will always be there for you. she’s a good bestfriend but she can be a lot to handle when it comes to expressing herself. Toni is described as pretty, smart, athletic and unique. get you someone named Toni.
Toni is so sweet
you’re lucky to have a toni
by Lolyoustink November 22, 2021
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tony shnider

mmmm!!!fun, a good heart, fantastic at phone sex, a rockin body, very loving and very late..at almost everything! :)
I could talk on the phone with that tony shnider all day
by baby,shnider April 30, 2010
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Tony

A smooth, cool, respectful, and slightly toxic individual. Usually level headed but when they get mad will turn up! Tony’s are good with words and will use your words against you but are super loyal to the ones they love.
Tony can I have my girl back?
by Shakkemup November 22, 2021
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
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big bony tony

Anthony Pacheco is a big bony tony
by Daniel Aguilar August 15, 2018
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