Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.

Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"

by Stonky B August 22, 2018

Fat Wank

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.

"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"

by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019

Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

fat hungry

act of being very very hungry, can eat anything

Aye g I'm fat hungry, lets eat

by ZenMeister01 October 1, 2018

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

Trans Fat

Trans Fat is considered the worst type of Fat to eat because Transgender is considered the wort type of gender to be

hey Jim! you don't want that trans fat in you! just like you don't want that trans gender in you!

by MoistyOisty March 8, 2023

fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.

“mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”

by jiggalord February 10, 2023