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silly bars

Hey man you got any silly bars ?
by ErikTheBeast August 15, 2006
mugGet the silly barsmug.

half a bar

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.
Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"
by flatley June 13, 2005
mugGet the half a barmug.

bar tard

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.
Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.
by themiss2001 March 13, 2011
mugGet the bar tardmug.

jizz bar

a place that liam caffertys go to exchange semen. They have foreplay by tickling bird cocks. Then its on to the gorrila assfucking. It is very primal, the way they brutally fuck and scream out "leave me alone jelopin pope". Then they lick eachothers bloodied assholes and tend to eachother 1.5 inch penises.
gay fuck1:Hey i heard theres some horny liam caffertys down at the jizz bar!!!
gay fuck2:Sweet! lets go abuse theyre scrony little hairless asses, those pathetic pieces of shit!!! (*high five*)
by "tha ice man" george gervin March 21, 2005
mugGet the jizz barmug.

Wonka Bar

When a guy coats his dick in chocolate, then proceeds to have anal sex with his girl friend....
"Hey dude, guess what I gave my gf last night!"

"What?"

"A WONKA BAR and it felt soooo good!"
by >MoOsE< December 15, 2008
mugGet the Wonka Barmug.

mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards
by jj September 28, 2003
mugGet the mars barmug.

twang bar

noun- what mike calls a whammy bar (tremolo)
play something...so i can play it faster..with my TWANGGG BAR
by DfB February 5, 2004
mugGet the twang barmug.

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