Jew Hole

A random bit of (alleged) storage space. Most of the time they take the form of an extra closet that's big enough to fit at least three people but has no shelves.

They can also be smaller spaces that one must crawl into and around in, once inside.

Guy 1: Dude, this closet is huge, but why doesn't it have anywhere to put stuff? And why is there a tiny door in the back?

Guy 2: Oh, those're just the Jew Holes.

by TheMollyZ July 17, 2012

spaghetti hole

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.

If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?

by Dr. Spaghetti September 22, 2010

dank-hole

a messy, wet, and smelly "...hole".

Dude, I wouldn't go there if I was you! She's got a very Dank-Hole!

by way2sweet4u December 15, 2009

Chode Hole

Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.

I met this guy the other night. He was nice, but he had such a chode hole!

by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 9, 2011

hole jumping

"hole jumping" is the term used to describe when a man is having vaginal sex with a woman, and then pulls out and sticks it up her ass, or vise versa.

D: "Bro, last night i was fucking my girl and was finally able to hole jump... and she loved it!"
A: "You lucky bastard. My girl isn't into hole jumping, she says it hurts her asshole too much."

by dirrty dan June 14, 2008

ascot hole

Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.

Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.

by CMIF LM March 8, 2012

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004