New Work Tool

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.

Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014

Working on your project

An alternative for saying masturbating you jacking off.

were you working on your project last night?

by funnyguy123456 March 24, 2011

Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

Work Effort Equation

(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment

High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.

High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.

Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.

Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.

Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Gave you the works

To put a person in their place to let them know not to mess with you

Bob:look carl if you dont sit ya rank self some where i will hit you back to where you came from. ight rankight frank:oooooooo bob gave you the works

by Btmgoku January 24, 2011

Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.

Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore

by Redlobatersadboy May 12, 2022