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Washington Wizards

the most dank team ever in the history of basketball. everyone on the team has some sort of talent, with the exceptions of kwame "salami" brown and jared "do something!" jeffries
The winner of the 2008 election is gilbert areanss btiches
by sjcblows July 1, 2005
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black washing

When a black person plays a role in a white role
THE NEW ARIEL MOVIE IS BLACK WASHING
by Kxy April 14, 2020
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washington surprise

have a girl you have no respect for go down on you on her knees while you're seated. if she's like most girls, she won't want you to 'icky' in her mouth, so warn her when you're about to. and as soon as she pulls off, clamp her head between your knees, bust on her forehead, pull out a dollar bill and slap it onto the newfound adhesive. then proceed to yell "Surprise!" and walk out the door (if at her house). if at your place, simply send her on her way. so degrading.
Tim's ex-girlfriend cheated on him and tried to seduce him to coming back to her by giving him the head of his life. But he got his revenge by giving her the Washington Surprise.
by zackeus83 May 15, 2006
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Washington Capitals

The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)

They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.
Ovechkin fires one, he scores! The Washington Capitals are the greatest team of all time!
by mike286 November 11, 2006
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Washington Redneck

A redneck in washington hunts anything from chipmunk to deer to elk, chases after cougers shirtless with a pocket knife, can kill a 24 pack of beer and still drive fine, drives a 4x4, everything has to be camo, does that thang, dips everything from redman, husky to cope, calls his home up in the mountians, waves that confederate flag proudly, has a refridgerator, comcast tv for the hunting channel and fish smokers out by his shed to by the fire surrounded by stolen stone steps, slight country northwest accent, doesnt care what a girl thinks about dip, wakes up and takes a dip before his 8 am beer, finds sliding wood across a big dog kennel a entertaining game when drunk, knows lots of stupid jokes, doesnt mind pissing guys off when starting a fight and telling them there mought looks pretty, can finish a half gallon of whiskey by himself in one night, pulls amazingly hott girls that dig the redneck thing, has cowboy boots, has cowboy hats, cuts all the sleeves of every type of shirt he owns, has the window down in the truck in every warm and cold month of the year, has more knifes than any one man should have and always has fun and never backs down from a punks trying to fight
a Washington Redneck would know every part of the definition is all true and been done
by ezlivn89 February 20, 2009
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machine washable

A sexually transmitted disease that is curable.
"You have WHAT?!", "Its okay the clap is totally machine washable."
by shabbitz January 22, 2009
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George Washington High School

This is a school filled with mother fucking creekers and dumnbass rednecks. The best part of this school is that the cool kids are rednecks. The football kids are a bunch of niggers on roids. They piss pants when they lose and they really need there best player back Ryan Switzer. BUT WE ALL LOVE.
Some george washington high school,,, G-DUB kid peed when he lost the game.
by GWHS February 25, 2018
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