A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
Get the As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.mug. Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
by trilliam turdsworth May 8, 2023
Get the Anu's Touchmug. Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
Get the touch toiletmug. 
by MUZ May 22, 2021
Get the touch of the tuitemug. by DJWap November 14, 2020
Get the Touch Tunedmug. Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina
by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016
Get the smooth touchmug.