Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 16, 2009

tough one

1. A term that is suitable only for situations that result in a loss or an unexpected turn for the worse
2. At first, "tough one" was used in a derogatory manner. However, with the passing of time, the term has been used in a lighter, more colloquial usage

Coach: Tough one Feremy
Feremy (the athlete): I know Coach. I think I could have gotten him. That was a tough one
Coach: You know, I'd highly encourage you to do a little more with the backhand. If you do, you can say goodbye to the tough ones.

by Demonte Jones June 14, 2010

nose toucher

A girl who can stick a dick so far down her throat that her nose touches the guys body

Cindy gives the best deep throat, shes a nose toucher

by leroy jankins August 31, 2006

Somebody toucha ma spaghett

A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”

Hey have you heard that meme “Somebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat

by Some loganger January 10, 2018

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

touchbase

when geting a blowjob and the lips go to the bottom of the penis

the said he wants to touchbase with me we all giggled

i was geting a blowjob and she can touchbase

by lowelljoe January 3, 2010

Tough like a $2 Steak

Unusually or inexplicably ( and possibly undesirably) tough or impenetrable

Mr T is tough like a $2 steak!

by Hades January 3, 2003