Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

Ass toucher by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018

tough charlatan 

a person who makes ostentatious pretenses to knowledge or skills and who will threaten physical violence upon being exposed

Guy 1: Man, Danny doesn't know crap about literature, but that's all he talks about--especially when he's trying to impress people at parties.

Guy 2: Well, I'd keep those comments to myself if I were you. If you expose him, he'll make a scene and maybe even threaten your life in front of everyone. He's one tough charlatan, all right.

tough charlatan by Danny is my enemy May 12, 2010

tough decision town 

A location that is right in between 2 major metro areas and the people have to make a decision to fly in and out of a certain airport or to be a fan of which sports team. For example, people in Springfield, MA fly in and out of either Boston or Albany, NY.

San Luis Obispo, CA is right in between Los Angeles and San Francisco, and many citizens can't decide whether they're a Giants fan or a Dodgers fan. That is a tough decision town.

tough decision town by M@77 J@M35 October 10, 2011

tough chick 

A resilient woman who can accomplish any goal and overcome any obstacle.

She is a fighter, a warrior, and a survivor. She is a Patty.

She inspires others because she's a tough chick that doesn't give up.

tough chick by Sleepy Mommy July 14, 2018

time torch 

The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)

Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party”

Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...

Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*

Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”

time torch by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019

Fail To Be Tough Girl 

An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.

Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?

Fail To Be Tough Girl by I say stuff February 3, 2021

balls are touching 

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

balls are touching by miji January 9, 2008