Tits Naked

When you are a female and are only hearing pants/trousers, often as a result of trying to sleep in a hot room.

She accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020

Feet tits

Tits which hang down so low the nipples brush up against the tops of the women’s feet.

I need to unroll my feet tits before I take this nude.

by essbee33 June 9, 2020

Tectonic Tits

When a girl’s tits are massive.

How big are her tits?
34DD
Man she got some tectonic tits

by Just fora joke October 5, 2020

cornetto tits

when a womens breast resembles the bottom of a cornetto ice cream cone, with the cone being the breast and the nipple being the drop of chocalate

wow i was over mandy's house and she showed me her cornetto tits

by handsome-karp October 10, 2020

Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.

"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"

by HighLife1392 September 3, 2012

Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013