Thomas Gerlach 

A great philosopher, commonly called g master swag by his undeserving pupils. He bestows his great knowledge to those who come whether they deserve it or not.

Pupil:Hey G-Master-Swag
Thomas Gerlach: Cheater, get out wise-fool.

Thomas Gerlach by SophoclesTheGreek November 1, 2012

Thomas Burton 

A fucking cunt who thinks he has a ton of friends, but really everyone hates him. He playes every girl and try's to get nudes from 7th graders🤦🏽 ♂️ If you get a girlfriend you constantly cheat on her. And your voice is higher than I was last week.

Thomas Burton is a Fag.

Thomas Burton by U already know🙃 April 18, 2018

Thomas MacDonald 

Not a very good rapper. And before y'all conservatards think I don't like him because of his lyrical content, It's not. In fact, in his earlier music I actually liked how he doesn't care how you feel. It kinda had a 1999 Eminem feel to it. But now it's at the point of it being annoying. Ignoring that, his flow is usually repetitive and boring, his song Corny being the worst of it. While he's not the worst rapper, he's among my top 35. But hey, he don't give a fuck how I think.

Thomas Macdonald is a pretty bland rapper, but it's alright if you like him. *proceeds to listen to Lil' Pump*

Thomas MacDonald by YRNKelpy November 23, 2020

Thomas Solakof

A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.

A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.

Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.

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Thomas Solakof by The Llama Hunter July 6, 2010

Thomas Riano 

A very contradictory person, who is often not sober and can't make up his mind on stuff.

Jake: Oh hey Thomas Riano, how do you like soccer?
Thomas: I hate it.

Jake: You should quit man!
Thomas :No dude I love it.

Thomas Riano by SayIWon't October 8, 2011

thomas payne 

A guy From a boy into a Man, that that has always "had it going on!". He is a general bad-ass in most aspects. Is somewhat godlike in bed. He also is very versatile. Wild Card. Definitely head-strong. Although it is difficult to earn his love, Thomas loves like people want and need to be loved. Especially when that person is the female version of equal if not much higher prowess. This "One Person" Is named "Makayla LeeAnn Wilson". Thomas loves her with all he has to love with!!! ❤️😍😘😛

Thomas Payne is the fucking man!!

thomas payne by Redneck Romeo & Juliet July 5, 2017

thomas sucks 

It refers to service so when you have no service or bad service you say aww i got "bad thomas" or "my thomas sucks" It origins from a verizon ad where he had service anywhere even a jungle but when you don't have it its because thomas sucks and is betraying you

dogg non of my apps are working my thomas sucks

thomas sucks by ur muum December 10, 2017