Log bait

The person who is reading this has just been log baited. Also used to end a phone call.

Person 1: hey matt
Person 2: what

Person 1: log bait (hangs up)

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch March 12, 2011

god log

God log- a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front lawn

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

chat log

When u want to know a an msn convo without having a full explanation.

user1: dude i asked her out
user2: what did she say?
user1: well she was like..
user2. Nvm just send chat log.

by itzaboii October 21, 2010

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015