hannah banana queen

we are sassy queens, u wish you knew us. #coolesthannahs #everyonewanttobeus

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 #superspysevenyearolds
we're so cool we use POO EMOJIS
fyi i was forced to make this 🍌 -thats a banana not a penis omg dirty minded people

over and out babes

those sassy hannah banana queens are the coolest i wish i was one UGH emotional damage

by hannahbananaqueen1 March 9, 2022

National Hannah Day <3

National Hannah Day is October 20th. On said day, you must give anyone named Hannah one thing that they ask for :)

“Oh yea, on National Hannah Day <3 I had to give Hannah my chocolate.”

by SpookyCarrot October 3, 2022

hannah hue sleep schedule

the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.

gaz: i'm here for your driving lesson
hue: zzzzzzzzzzz
gaz: ah yes, the hannah hue sleep schedule

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 29, 2022

Hannah Palm and her sisters

Hannah Palm and her sisters, (term), using your hand and all your fingers and thumb to masturbate. Suburban speak in San Jose in the 1980s and may still be used. Although at the time the joke was a play on the Woody Allen film, Hannah and her Sisters. The actual act can only be achieved if your meat is pretty large, at least 6.5 inches.

Sometimes 'Handy Palma' or 'Hannah Pamela' also.

Hank: You knopw what, Bill, I think Jack never gets none.

Bill: Yeah, he just had a date with Hannah Palm and her sisters.

Hank: Hah! At freaking Golfland in the restroom. Ha!

by handygirlboy33 June 19, 2011

Pull a Hannah baker

Get a coffee because she used to drink a lot of it

Hey you wanna do something

Yea how about we pull a Hannah baker

by Bugdyjnb June 6, 2020

Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie

January 11th is National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie. Make sure you grab all the Raes and Hannahs in your life on this day and remind them of this National Event. Any cookies are acceptable, as long as they are made by a Rae.

National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie is valid.

by hamjam824 January 9, 2022