Player

A player is a male who is skilled at manipulating others. Especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, and pretending to be in a relationship with them. When in reality they are only interested in sex. He will tell you things like "your my perfect girl" "I've never felt this way about someone before"
"I know I'm going to fall in love with you"
A player will invite you round his house or take you out for dinner to make you believe they want to spend time with you but ultimately you will always end up back at there house at the end of the night. To get want he wants SEX.

A player will not spend time with you during the day. This is because they are not interested in spending time with you or going on day trips like normal couples. No the reason for this is because why would he spend 12 hours with you to get what he wants. When he could spend 3 hours with you on a night time to get the same result. (SEX).

When the player gets bored of this or bored of having sex with you he will simply move on to the next one. He may have even had many girls on the go at the same time.

The way to flush out a player is to not have sex with them for 6-8 weeks. If they are a player they will not stay around for long.

That lad is definitely a player. He has just told her what she wants to hear.

by The master 124 May 24, 2017

player unknown's battlegrounds

The game where a pan is the best melee weapon that you can obtain

A:hey dude, did you play PUBG last night? I got 2nd place!

B:i played it but in the first 10 minutes i got sniped from someone 2 miles away, also, its actually called player unknown's battlegrounds

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] November 5, 2017

dry player

A none motivated player that does a sport just for the fun of it.
Has nothing better do and sits on the bench for little things.

Micheal doesn't do anything. He's such a dry player.

by Smartlessest November 30, 2017

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

Fantasy Player

Term coined by the Legend Z-Daddy, used to describe a player who plays Lacrosse only for the clout, but is AIDS at lax. Commonly called a "Carmel" or a "Costigan" as they were the original fantasy players

"Hey, who's that kid ripping juul instead of going to practice?"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"

by Fantasylaxbro May 12, 2018

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016