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James Donovan

When tit fucking a girl, put you balls on her eyes while sitting indian style on her face with you cock in her mouth. Sit down as hard as you can. This is in,important because you will then smoosh her eyes into her face causing her to go blind. Scream "JAMES DONOVAN!!" and cum into her mouth

Repeat if necessary.
I gave Ms. Rud a James Donovan so now she's blind.
by Jared Goyke June 2, 2008
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James

James are very cringey. They love making musicallys. Very minted and love Shawn Mendes soooo much. James listens to his songs every single day.
Ailbhe: What's your favourite song
James: Mercy, and by the way I love Ivor.
by Funtimeshaha January 29, 2017
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james-cameroned

to make a vast majority of people believe that you are far more creative than you are in reality; to trick people into thinking that your "art" is just that, a work of art and not some piece of shit with no substance.
"wow man, i really james-cameroned it on that last project we had. for some reason the teacher found my poem about horse shit totally deep and beautiful."
by p.s. kelly January 21, 2010
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LeBron James

1. The most overrated nba player EVER.

2. Before even his first season, idiots were comparing him to Michael Jordan.

3. Lebron James couldn't make jump shot if his life depended on it. All he does is take VERY close shots, lay-ups, and dunks (which can explain his rather high FG%). Ranked #8 in turnovers-per-game, but nobody wants to mention that...

4. Dwayne Wade is 100x better than LeBron James, yet he isn't overrated (what's up with that?)

5. Only averages 25 ppg because the Cavs lack a TRUE second scorer (notice how he only averaged a pitiful 16 ppg when Ricky Davis was on the team)

6. Give him 4 more seasons, THEN we can compare him to the legend known as Michael Jordan. But really, LeBron James was being compared to Michael BEFORE HE EVEN ENTERED THE LEAGUE. That's both disrespectful to Michael and ignorant.

7. Wannabe MVP of the year... pfft, if that happens, I'll stop watching NBA. If anybody deserves to be MVP of the year, it's Steve Nash.

8. Had a baby out of wed-lock.. nobody likes to mention that. Watch people, a couple years from now, he'll either be a Penny Hardaway or a Kobe Bryant.

9. Often referred to as King James by his fanboys.

10. ESPN is full of gays who are obsessed with "King James". Leave it to ESPN and you'll be convinced that LeBron James will average 30 ppg, 15 rpg, 20 apg, 10 spg, and 10 bpg.

11. Comes up with excuses not to particpate in the Slam Dunk contest because he knows he'll be overhyped and when he'll be embarrassed when the other participants show him out with their amazing dunks.
Don't believe the hype.

We all know that LeBron James pays people millions of dollars to kiss his ass.
by ssj marik February 18, 2005
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LeBron James

LeBron James is one of the most overrated players in the NBA today! The poor bastards in Cleveland who have never had a winning sports team are so "Championship Challenged" that they over look the fact LeBron James wont even support his hometown sports teams!

LeBron James also thinks its "All About LeBron James" but yet consistently CHOKES when the pressure is on! ... if he was truly a great player, he would get the job done!
hey look! LeBron James choked in the big game AGAIN!
(Official Cleveland Motto) "Maybe Next Year"
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 22, 2008
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Rick James

Rick james was a hit in the 80's, his song was later stolen by the great MC hammer. He did jail time for some funny things including, burning a female with a crack pipe.
-almost everyone of these definitions has something about the dave chappelle skit in it, you mornons better get a fucking clue...its as if you think your the only one who has ever quoted that fucking skit-
by Nero March 15, 2005
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calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?
by black flag June 27, 2004
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