Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

Swamp sausage

A stanky cock

That man has a swamp sausage.

by Airyonyx August 19, 2025

Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!

Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.

by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021

swamp donkey

Lower than a cunt..

Your a swamp donkey slut...

by SIXTYSIXTYNINE August 8, 2017

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

swamp donkey

A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with

Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !

by Euro Clips April 30, 2016

swamp izzo

fat DJ notorious in the hip-hop scene and also ruining Playboi Carti's new album IAMMUSIC/MUSIC by spamming sfx and tags

YVL Connor: oh boy oh boy carti dropped after 5 years let's hear ts
Swamp Izzo: SWAMP IZZO SWAMP IZZO *snare rolls and gunshots*
YVL Connor: bro

by glitchycheese April 5, 2025