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Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.
That is a small planet.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
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small dick energy

Girl 1: He has such small dick energy
girl 2: must be a cranbury kid
by koolkid7 May 11, 2020
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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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James small

James is a nice person and a bad enemy. When you first meet he will be nervous but once you get to know each other he’s a smart person who will always stand up for you. Never make a James your enemy or you’re in trouble. A James will never let his issues bother you. James is an amazing person
Who was that kid who fell off his chair, must be a james small
by Jameson13 September 12, 2019
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Small tits

A female that makes males look like bad guys because she is. She also known to have small breasts. Basically, an evil female with small breasts, or flat chest.
Sam: Sarah made Bob look like a bad guy because she’s evil, and she has small breasts.
Christine: You mean small tits.
by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024
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Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th
Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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