A phrase often seen in communities on Tumblr used to describe the sexual appeal of machinery, computers, pistons, wires, coding, etc. Often used to describe an attraction to robotic characters such as V1 or GLaDOS, though it can be used for inanimate machines as well.
“Did you see that video of a piston converting rotational energy into reciprocating motion I sent you?”
“Ough.. mnfgh.. I’m so normal about the inherent Eroticism of the Machine~”
“???”
“Ough.. mnfgh.. I’m so normal about the inherent Eroticism of the Machine~”
“???”
by words_and_phrases February 14, 2025

Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.
Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2
Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE
Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE
by Derrttty cack 707 April 30, 2021

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
by asbesito May 4, 2023

by Geez Machine June 24, 2021

Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)
by DavidCarr November 25, 2009

by Wedy December 3, 2020

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
