Swamp Spelunker

A person who picks up nasty unshaven, unclean hookers in the hood.

"Yeah man, I'm gonna be a swamp spelunker after this girl I found tonight!"

by GlassGlassGlass June 01, 2024

Swamp possum

One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are

He lied about cheating,what a swamp possum

by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024

Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.

Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.

by Swamp possum November 17, 2022

Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.

Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"

by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019

beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 06, 2014

swamp rag

The towel Shrek has blown countless loads of Cum on

When at shreks house be carefully to avoid his gooy green swamp rag, you get pregnant Forsure

by BigDickaSorus March 31, 2021

swamp smash

A word to represent the female act of teabagging. Women do not have the ability to bag, so instead they smash with their swamp.

Did you see Janice just swamp smash that guy after she hit him in the balls?

by Exekute June 01, 2018