Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.

Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!

by MikeRoch April 13, 2017

half eaten steak sanga

A tired vagina, worn out vagina

When he parted her legs and peered within, his sure he saw what appeared to be a half eaten steak sanga.

by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017

as rare as a steak

Fine piece of ass

Oh my she is as rare as a steak lad

by Bigboy.com September 28, 2017

Phili cheese steak

This noun is in reference to when a Filipino woman takes part in a gang bang. It is named as such because it is said to describe what the as for mentioned gang bang looks like.

Antonio " hey man did you hear that Jane got phili cheese steaked last night"

Nathan "no way she did that!"
Antonio "yeah man I was there"

by Goat fucker42069 October 17, 2017