On Shore Help

This phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.

" Jimbo had a limp pecker AGAIN so I asked for a little on shore help."

Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"

LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."

Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."

Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"

by 209 fo' evah August 16, 2010

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Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.

John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!

by FailPanda August 20, 2010

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farkle score

Mammary glands, specifically the nipples and/or areolas.

Suck my farkle score, biatch.

by You know, that one girl... December 4, 2010

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North Shore

The North Shore of Chicago consists of many wealthy towns such as Glencoe, Wilmette, Northbrook, Highland Park, Kenilworth, Glenview, Evanston, Deerfield. Here, mothers drive their Honda Odyssey's or Toyota Sienna's while the fathers drive around expensive BMW's, Mercedes, Lexus's, etc. This part of Chicago is known for its wealth and unique culture. Families spend thousands of dollars a year for their child to be physically active. Typically, teens are carrying their JUULS and other vaping devices around. Teen girls are always on top of the latest fashion trend and as if the $650+ iPhone isn't enough, you have to have the $100 Apple charging case that chips within the first week so you can show off that phone in Snapchats or on Instagram! Additionally, education is a priority and everyone at some point or another can be found crying in their room over a math test! Not all people are rich and rude by the way. Although we hella judge one another, we are all a community! Also, homecoming and turnabout are an excuse to party so hard and waste money on party buses and limos even though they're super fun trust me. To add on, going down to the city is a popular activity. However, we don't take public transportation because...ew. Instead, we carpool with friends that have the nicest BMW out of all of us! Love living here, no complaints!

David is the most north shore person I know!

by XXXAtencion October 7, 2017

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