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shiffer snitter

One who has a nose which makes them look like they're constantly sniffing the scent of shit, 24/7. Usually a long, pointy nose, with flared nostrils.
"Eww, that guy has an ugly-ass shiffer snitter; he should seriously consider a nose job."
by Anilrahs August 20, 2006
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Sliff

When you accidentally fart out of your penis. Commonly happens before and after sex.
"Before I put it inside my girlfriend my penis sliffed and my shame was evident."
by Can't Stop Sliffing March 14, 2019
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Ball sniff

To literally Take someones ballsack and sniff the contents.
Yo Bra, I got to do a Ball sniff be right back.
by MortyMort June 20, 2008
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Secret Sniff

The secret sniff is a sexual technique that has evolved over the years to prevent the unfortunate situation of fellatio on a less-than-ripe vagina.

To perform the secret sniff, one most slowly and carefully start the oral foreplay somewhere in the region of the woman's bosom. Whilst moving south towards the area of the subject's fertility field, one should then start a process of subtle nasal inspection. The secret sniff is just that, a quiet, inconspicuous, drawn out sniff that if done properly would alert the oral giver to a potentially undesirable vagina. In extreme cases, the smell can be picked up as far away as the woman's neck. Legend has it that a poor male once had unintentionally performed a secret sniff from across a bedroom, leading him to down a jamo and proceed directly to rushed sex.
Poor Dave, I heard he had a cold last weekend and was unable to pull the good ol' secret sniff on that slut he picked up. He said food tasted like spoiled sea bass for a week
by secretsniffer10 December 21, 2010
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john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
by ejhfg March 15, 2011
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Shit sniffer

A person who always looks like they are smelling poop. A stinky version of resting bitch face.
Is there dog shit on my shoe or is she just a shit sniffer?
by Therrick September 11, 2016
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The Kitty Sniffer

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.
Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."
by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013
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